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bander snatch
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Thank you. I am
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the DELIVERY
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I like really small and tight cars makes me feel intimate with every passenger it’s very sexy to be in one with all the bros
a clown made this post
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How To Get So Sopping Wet In One Easy Step
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me: *drinks soy milk*
my butt:
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Still not over the fact i got a death threat from a hentai blog over this post
that sentence was powerful enough to send me into a confused gaze
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weird how 15 years from now it might be ur wedding or ur kids birthday but rn it’s just a regular shitty day
This comment absolutely decimated me on impact
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I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver
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BITCH I REALLY DO THIS
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I hate train stations
Nothing gets me existential like coming into a big room and seeing two hundred people walk around in different directions
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when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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in dog years i'm gay
taylor / taurus / 22
